Nootropics

From The Maze Where Realities Converge - the psychedelic encyclopedia of reality from The Ultimate Comment

Are you tired of being the stupidest guy in your class, workplace or igloo-based commune?
Do people make fun of your low, shrunken forehead, chunky Neaderthal brow and shiftless expression?
Do your friends exclude you from their discussions of Shakespeare and tell you they need you to shoot rats in the basement?
Do you wish you could make sense of them fancy-schmancy "books" and carry on on a conversation about something more complex than how fun it is to drink beer?
Well sir, step right up and take one sniff of our specialized, homogenized, certified, researchified brain-tonics!

"Gee whizz, mister, you really mean it? No foolin'? I can be like one of them smart guys?"

You bet, Walter - it's like Viagra for your intellect! Yessiree, this'll really put a pep in your step and a zip in your quips.

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Nootopics are drugs that improve the performance of the nervous system. Here's Erowid's vault on them. An here is a site with info on more and better ones, but with more hype and less objectivity than Erowid.

Effects include better memory, better concentration, quicker reasoning, creativity and funniness. There are lots of different nootropics, so many that even trying to write a wiki entry on them would make me confused and angry. Idebenone and centrophenoxine can be recommended. Pick one at random and start testing it on yourself.