Miaowjahideen

From The Maze Where Realities Converge - the psychedelic encyclopedia of reality from The Ultimate Comment

The Miaowjahideen is the paramilitary wing of The Ultimate Comment

The Miaowjahideen is armed with heavy-duty supersonic tanks equipped with cannons that fire flaming Christmas trees at a rate of 10 per second. Also surrounding the secret headquarters are pit-traps filled with Christmas trees which ignite when someone falls in. The ignition fuel is sparkler dust, which is sort of like pixie dust, but much more dangerous and manly. There is no creation known to man which can stand a barrage of flaming Christmas trees being fired at it, especially at Christmas time, for the very dimensionality of the Christmas tree is set alight and any objects nearby will be warp-fried. You'd better believe it.

The Miaowjahideen unleashed a surprise insanity attack in the heart of Dublin, codenamed Operation Spireface. No one escaped unaffected. Fear us!