Martial arts

From The Maze Where Realities Converge - the psychedelic encyclopedia of reality from The Ultimate Comment

It has not yet been established which martial art has the most to do with The Ultimate Comment. Baguazhang maybe. It is known that most martial artists probably stand a better chance of discovering the secret of the universe than most civilians.

Mastering a martial art is a lifetime's work. However, there are magickal ways to speed up the process.

• Use suggestion to tell yourself that you are improving rapidly, that you are a master, that your strikes are lethally powerful and perfectly accurate etc. etc.
• Before you train, get yourself in the right frame of mind. Training is unproductive if you're frustrated or unfocused. Use music, visualisation, memory, brainwave entrainment, a banishing ritual or whatever other means you choose to become relaxed and focused.
• Meditate or state your intent before you train to focus your mind on the task.
• Anchor your training to a certain time, a certain place, a certain scent, certain clothing or whatever. This will help you get in the right mindset.
• Do a magickal ritual invoking the spirit of Mas Oyama, Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris, Morihei Ueshiba or whoever represents the pinnacle of martial artistry to you.
• Do martial arts on LSD. I don't know if this will help you develop, but trust me, it's deadly.
• Do eXercise more

See Also

Knife Fights
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External Links

• This man probably knows the secret of the universe
• Pretty good documentary series on martial arts
• Impossible Things Keep Happening

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