Lobster Magnet

From The Maze Where Realities Converge - the psychedelic encyclopedia of reality from The Ultimate Comment

Lobster Magnet, or The Lobster Magnet Song, is an Internet meme much beloved of The Ultimate Comment and of novices. All over Dublin and elsewhere can be seen the graffitied letters LMK. Could this stand for 'Lobster Magnet Kroo'?

The lyrics of the song are as follows:
You got a lobster and you got a magnet.
Lobster has antennae but don't you grab it.
Magnet made of iron
Lobster made of meat.

You got a lobster and you got a magnet.
If a lobster hungry he eat a rabbit.
Rabbit made of steel.
Lobster has a beak.

Don't put lobster on a plate.
He'll use his magnet to escape.
He'll jump right up and claw your ear
And then he'll bite your
EEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOBSTER STICKS TO MAGNET!
LOBSTER STICKS TO MAGNET!
LOBSTER STICKS TO MAGNET!
LOBSTER STICKS TO MAGNET!

Right claw North!
Left claw South!

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