List of Known Secrets

From The Maze Where Realities Converge - the psychedelic encyclopedia of reality from The Ultimate Comment

The 7 known secrets were obtained through the "distillation" of ideas.

Secret of the Dimensional Transfunctioner

"It's only my room if you're in it."

Secret of General Miaow

"Impossible things keep happening"

Secret of Triangulon

"Everything self perpetuates"

Secret of the Holy Spoon

"There's not enough fun to be had"

Secret of the Reality Fish

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Secret of Thomas the Walking Head

"The world is expecting too much."

Secret of A Magical Trumpet Called Bill

"Laughing is always an option."

Secret of the DXM Angel

"It's happening in the place."

The secrets being read out by a machine:

See also

• Rhythm sentences
• Irish secrets
• Latin secrets
• Esperanto secrets