Insanity Manatee

From The Maze Where Realities Converge - the psychedelic encyclopedia of reality from The Ultimate Comment

The Insanity Manatee is a patron saint of aqueous insanity, bringing gifts of joy and trumpeting rage to the other fishes, much to their ecstatic annoyment. It (and not Coca Cola as others may lead you to believe) inspired the Santa Claus idea for once a year around Christmas time the Insanity Manatee visited every region of the ocean, pulled on a sled by Raindeer (the only sort of deer that can survive underwater for long enough), delivering presents or punches in the face to all the children who had fallen into the sea.

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Manity Land