Are you saying the words that make me wear a hat

From The Maze Where Realities Converge - the psychedelic encyclopedia of reality from The Ultimate Comment

"Are you saying the words that make me wear a hat" is the name of a band, whose only song is "Are you saying the words that make me wear a hat", the lyrics of which are:

Are you saying the words that make me wear a hat? (yes I am)
Are you saying the words that make me wear a hat? (yes I am)
Would you like a fag, it's on me hat.
Would you like a fag, it's on me hat.

(drum solo)

This has led to some speculation as to what exactly the words are that make me wear a hat.

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