t h e u l t i m a t e c o m m e n t d o t c o m
The Dimensional Transfunctioner General Miaow Triangulon The Holy Spoon The Reality Fish Thomas the Walking Head A Magical Trumpet Called Bill The DXM Angel

home / news introduction text / essays known secrets media forums wiki links

Friday, December 30th

Babytowers are insane


"No...which one...is this some sort of test? The white wine was requested. Miaow... What's going on here? *POP!*" - Paddy
Coprophagist on 12.30.05 @ 11:10 PM CST [link]

Wednesday, December 28th

Overheard in Dungarvan


Question from Five year old cousin of adherent:
"What do you like better, the best t-shirt in the world, or life?"
Response:
"Life, I suppose"
Five year old:
"Yeah me too. Everyone else chose the t-shirt."
shanet on 12.28.05 @ 12:54 AM CST [link]

Tuesday, December 27th

Forums work again


The problems that were plaguing the forums have been solved, and they work again.
shanet on 12.27.05 @ 10:49 PM CST [link]

Monday, December 26th

Merry CHRISTMAS


The creators of the website wish goodwill and peace in the name of the eight gods, and would like to advise our adherents that the post-christmas TOP SECRET celebration is in its advanced planning stage.
Right: O2 ad which creates a "Christmas Transfunctioner")
shanet on 12.26.05 @ 01:00 AM CST [link]