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06/14/2006: "Insanoscopic's face explodes in freak bicycle accident"
Stoipéad reports the explosion of a commenteers face following an unanticipated tumble off his bike.
My face is thankfully back in working order, but it was a worrying experience for both commenteers.
Stoipéad is reported to have exclaimed "Jaysus, what the jaysus?!" upon hitting the groung and being revived by a Spanish onlooker.
In other news, the Life Festival, attended by four ambassadors of The Ultimate Comment last weekend was reported to have been an "extremely psychedelic" event. Photographs are expected to be presented soon of "Old Tripping Guy" and "Skeleton-like Skinny Czech Guy", prime representatives of the madness which took place over the full moon weekend.
The festival was deemed a success with the prevalence of thousands of dredlocks, flaming juggling objects, thumping, thumping speakers and liquid acid galore.
Leaflets promoting the search for the Ultimate Comment were distributed-a-plenty inducing many a confused giggle from kaleidoscope-eyed individuals.
Also, in the U.S. recently, a woman has been awarded $1.7 million dollars for being spanked by her boss. Fantastic!