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04/29/2006: "Missing horse found trapped in lampshade after 18 years"
Recently when the middle-aged residents of a quiet neighbourhood in White's Cross decided to change the dusty lampshades in their living room, they discovered the lampshade wouldn't budge, as it appeared to be stuck to to the bulb somehow. Upon eventually retreiving the lampshade and the bulb together, it was discovered that the bulb had been fused to the lampshade by means of a plastic horse, which had not been seen in eighteen years. The horse is missing 3 legs and the other was melted to the bulb. The bulb is, remarkably, still in working order. An adherent of the Ultimate Comment formerly in residence at the location, who would have been three years old at the time, was unavailable for comment.
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